Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
and you fell through a lawn chair
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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