Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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