David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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