I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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