I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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