Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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