Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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