Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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