fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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