guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
