he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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