have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He better not be in your backpack
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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