Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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