She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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