What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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