normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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