sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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