YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
