bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
this hospital has no fireball
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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