in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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