Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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