I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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