did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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