She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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