dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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