Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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