i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
