I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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