just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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