Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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