you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Can I color on your dick again?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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