my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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