What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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