Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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