what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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