If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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