i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
