just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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