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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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