Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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