How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
