sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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