well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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