no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
kristin has been a bad kristin
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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