Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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