Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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