So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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