We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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