Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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