every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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