We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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