Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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