you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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