Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
